Dion in Somerset Mall sucks. I dont care if you have you have manager discretion and all that but when a shop tells you to go get a better quote and they’ll beat it and when you actually get a better quote that beats their price and they suddenly change their mind, well frankly that just sucks.
So I had a really long day at work and on my way home I though hey, lets buy a phone because obviously I really needed an overpriced Samsung galaxy tab 2.
So here is what happened. I go to Dion in Somerset Mall, ask them how much for a Samsung’s disfunctionally named phone and they say oh, just about R5000 and something. Then the woman tells me , hey, go get a better quote and we’ll beat this one. Must be a Dion worker’s joke they play on their overtired customers.
So I go to the other side of the mall, speak to some overly tired Vodacom worker who gives me a quote in no time at all. With 5 minutes before the shops close I get myself in Dion just for the lady to then look at the quote like a dead lepper’s underpants.
First of all she disses the name of the poorly named phone. Then she goes even further and tells me that ‘Oh, let meeee phone Vodacom and see if they have this in stock’. Otherwise, no you have to go home and look at pictures of phones because if they no have this in stock, you no get phone. Stuff you with greetings from Dion.
So thanks for making myself with no pills run through the mall to get your stupid overpriced phone. Stuff you.
Tomorrow you’ll probably see me in one of those funny clips of a steaming guy that throws random stuff around the shop. That, by the way was an accident.