IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS,
YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU..

 A file that big?
 It might be very useful.
 But now it is gone.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Yesterday it worked
 Today it is not working
 Windows is like that
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Stay the patient course
 Of little worth is your ire
 The network is down
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Three things are certain:
 Death, taxes, and lost data.
 Guess which has occurred.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 You step in the stream,
 but the water has moved on.
 This page is not here.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Out of memory.
 We wish to hold the whole sky,
 But we never will.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Having been erased,
 The document you're seeking
 Must now be retyped.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Rather than a beep
 Or a rude error message,
 These words: "File not found."
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Serious error.
 All shortcuts have disappeared.
 Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 The Web site you seek
 cannot be located but
 endless others exist
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Chaos reigns within.
 Reflect, repent, and reboot.
 Order shall return.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 ABORTED effort:
 Close all that you have.
 You ask way too much.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 First snow, then silence.
 This thousand dollar screen dies
 so beautifully.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 With searching comes loss
 and the presence of absence:
 "My Novel" not found.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 The Tao that is seen
 Is not the true Tao, until
 You bring fresh toner.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Windows NT crashed.
 I am the Blue Screen of Death.
 No one hears your screams.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 A crash reduces
 your expensive computer
 to a simple stone.
  - - - - - - - - - - - -
 Error messages
 cannot completely convey.
 We now know shared loss.



Related posts:

  1. Eye health. Protect your eyes while blogging and browsing. I will explain two common things and how to protect your eyes from it. Eyestrain...
  2. A new user’s review of Apple Mac Yes i have always liked and used Linux, well not always but since I figured...
  3. The iMac. I’m liking it One of the most useful things ever on a computer, well as far as I...
  4. Vista sucks. First the few days ago when starting to learn Windows Vista on the new laptop...
  5. Xp beats Vista   A recent service pack for Windows xp makes it officially faster than Vista. A...
  6. I wanna have a mac This morning I woke up and as usual go in sit infront of the computer....
  7. Disconnect A great way to relax is to disconnect from the world outside. Put your phone...
  8. How to create a relaxing environment If you want to reduce stress at home our at your workplace there are a...
  9. The review of Google Adsense. History Google Adsense started before 2001 if I am correct. I dont have much history...
  10. Windows Vista comes with Norton to annoy your for 90 days The most annoying thing of this new operating system i am running called Windows Vista...
  11. 68 Twitter tools to satisfy your twitter addiction Twitkit - A entire sidebar dedicated to Twitter. (has other features as well) Dashblog -...
  12. Survival Guides and how to’s should be printed.   Think of a situation where you have no power or you can charge your...
  13. Windows is one big error (pic) ...
  14. Not using Ubuntu yet? Well I bet you cant do this. Unlike Windows you can update your version of Ubuntu while working on your computer, No...
  15. Aiming for the Mac book I use Ubuntu and hate Windows xp. It takes about 1/2 hour just to load...
  16. Jonathan Edwards - God Makes Men Sensible of Their Misery Before He Reveals His Mercy and Love   Hosea 5:15 I will go and return to my place, till they acknowledge their...
  17. Wine 1st release. Wine is a special Linux program to me. Way back when I first started...
  18. And Windows still wins with the best blogging software Its been a few weeks now that I’ve shamefully switched on my laptop and not...
  19. How will the Amero replacing the dollar change affiliate marketing As you might of heard the American dollar might soon change into the “amero”. Mexico,...
  20. Gedit for Linux. Gnome software review. You might think what? A review of a stupid Linux text editor? But in fact...
  21. What to do when you have nothing to blog about In a world with constant information and anything you want right in front of you,...
  22. How important is a computer your are blogging with? This might not be such a interesting topic but I used to think you can...
  23. Wuyisource Wu-Yi tea is one extraordinary slimming tea. It has been used by the chinese people...
  24. Another SAA airplane in trouble Passenger of a SAA flight had to be moved after that airplane’s navigation system broke...
  25. No dollar please India’s Ministry of Culture announces that foreign tourists can no longer pay in dollars when...